Sunday, January 20, 2008

LESS WATERBOARDING, MORE BLOWJOBS

Actually, that sounds like a pretty good motto for the HFA.

Attention soldiers. Sorry about the silence. I have been locked in solitary confinement in a full body sensory deprivation suit (okay, I have been at the boyfriend’s without an internet connection for the last 12 hours). I will be taking stock soon, so check back.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

'S ok, General. You're allowed nooky leave.

Yours in service,

Rptrcub
1st Armored Hirsute Division, HFA

Anonymous said...

@cynica from last post:

Try vodka and Vitamin water. I firmly believe that what one taketh away, the other giveth. Or something.

Anonymous said...

Your boyfriend doesn't have an internet connection, hen? Quel luddite!

Viva la huelga!

Mistress Cynica said...

See, I view wine as a fruit serving, so I'm definitely getting my USDA recommended "5 a day."

Anonymous said...

Please post boyfriend pics. You know, morale for the troops.

Raging Monk said...

Hi guys,
Just wanted to check in and express support, and loyalty to homofascist for his good work. And for rprtcub: "Hirsuit, huh? Hmmmm."

Today everybody is Best-in-Show!

Captain Raging Monk, Chaplain
Special Operations Attachment, HFA

"Less Waterboarding, More Blowjobs"

Anonymous said...

http://wonkette.com/346807/sooo-about-that-new-job-at-wonkette#c3801197
And I mean it ... we set a deadline, and fuck Wonkette if they don't comply.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean Breeders must follow a Don't Ask Don't Tell policy?

Anonymous said...

I took a blowjob break last night/this morning too! Yay! Best basic training ever!

Anonymous said...

ManchuCandidate

HFA Foreign Legion. Reporting in for duty.

Even as a breeder (please, don't kick me out!) in this fabulous Army, I can't disagree with the Army's motto.

Hey, if we survive this war does this mean I get a green card (heh)?

Anonymous said...

Comes to mind we need some martial song to rally the troops.

I hereby suggest Monty Python's "Sit on My Face".