Thursday, January 24, 2008

IS IT TIME FOR A DRINK?

Excellent work today soldiers. You have all earned some R&R on The Holiday Deck, which is actually my pet name for my ass.

I will be working tonight on several new posts for tomorrow, including some inspiring words from the HFA's archenemy Ken Layne. You won't want to miss it. There will also be another threadbomb of Crappy Hour in the morning to wish Megan a better weekend than she had last week. And then we will assess where we are. I will then be taking a break for the weekend to attend to areas of my life (hygiene, dishes, interpersonal relationships) that I have been neglecting this week.

Also, if any of you want to shill your own blogs, please send me an email at homofascist1 at gmail.com. I would be thrilled to link them to HFA. And if you don't have one, start one! This blogger tool is super easy - you don't even need to know HTML. You are all such amazing, creative and inspiring people that you should get your voices out there. It is actually fun. Just ease into it more than I have, please. For your own sanity.

Speaking of blogs, there may be a little something coming your way tomorrow that you might enjoy. Especially those that are going to continue the boycott. And because anonymity is not really my style, you will discover that my real name is Jas....I've said too much. Just check back tomorrow, mkay?

And with that, I leave you with a familiar chestnut to keep you warm on this cold winter's night.

30 comments:

freedumb said...

So your name is apparently Jason (unless it's Jasper?). But I hope the revelation of your secret identity includes a picture, so we can get an answer to the most important question: Would I hit it?

nojo said...

Jasperger? Jastrointestine? Jassbackwards? Jashcroft?

moncrief! said...

Jason, ALL of us simply crave to see what you look like!

Raging Monk said...

Jastard? Jasabel? Jassette? Jasslethorpe? Jassoff? Jasshole? Jasmine? Jaslayne?

BeRightBack said...

Homojassist, I look forward to the future of this blog, and seeing it grow and prosper.

Plus, I like it when y'all look forward, 'cause man: just look at that ass up there!

celticjihad said...

Jasm?

nojo said...

@celticjihad: White retires.

fileunder said...

just remember how weirded out you were when you found out some of our names after we emailed you :)

Homofascist said...

You're all wrong. Jasmina.

@Freedumb. I know. I am a bit nervous about that. I have gotten so many sexual advances and romantic proposals over the past week that I don't want to disappoint. I do not, I am sorry to say, look like my Brazilian model dopppleganger on a couple of my previous posts. So as Tim Gunn would say, chacun a son gout. It's a matter of taste.

Homofascist said...

Oh, and you bitches will L-O-V-E my last name, for a couple of reasons.

rptrcub said...

@Homofascist: Felchengroper? Queefenstein? Gaylord?

BeRightBack said...

Santorum?

nojo said...

@rptrcub: You're damn lucky I wasn't sipping coffee a moment ago.

ocgabacho said...

All hands on the USS Holiday Deck!

For last names, I hope it's as great as my old high school english teacher's proctologist's name: Dr. Jellyfinger.

fileunder said...

@homofascist:
we'll "L-O-V-E" your last name?
holy shit.
you're...Jason...PAUL???

SanFranLefty said...

Jaslene like the recent winner of ANTM?

Jass-tastic?

@rptrcub/@berightback: Okay, you two, I think I just peed a little in my pants.

@fileunder: I like your theory, given the L-O-V-E hint. Maybe homofascist is actually the long disowned gay son of Dr. Paul. Or maybe homofascist is actually Michelle Obama. I guess we'll find out tomorrow!

SanFranLefty said...

@SFLefty

"long-lost" son of Dr. Paul. But maybe he's long too.

nojo said...

@SFLefty: Or maybe he's really Ken, and he's about to Blow. Our. Minds.

freedumb said...

@Homofascist
Don't be nervous, we'll love you no matter what you look like. We won't judge you, just every last aspect of your face, body, and choice of attire.

By the way, I'm very disappointed that Tsonga beat Nadal. Normally I root for the underdog, but not when an ass like that is involved. You'll probably be proud to know that one of your comments is currently the top Google hit for "Rafael Nadal's ass"

whatsername said...

Anyone watching the Repub debates and up for snarky commenting?

Or did you all blow your wads on Jim's thread earlier?

rickushay said...

Has anyone seen the page views for our threadbomb?

As of this writing:

8119 views, 471 comments

Nicely done

Raging Monk said...

Fucking McCain. Answer the question. Instead of Republican accountability on the economy, he uses cliches about Democrats. He pisses about earmarks, evading the fact that in the last seven years, it's the Reublicans that have led the way. Fuck you, old man.

Ahem. Raging Monk is back in the house tonight and feeling angry.

Raging Monk said...

Huckabee has a bit of populist in his take tonight. Talking "trickle-up" economics? A Republican? Well, trickling can be fun, so they say.

Homofascist said...

NEW DEBATE THREAD JUST POSTED.

whatsername said...

Huckabee on WMD: "Just because you didn't find every Easter Egg doesn't mean it wasn't planted."

So THAT'S what we did wrong! Looking for Easter Eggs in an Islamic dictatorship. Silly wabbit.

DC1974 said...

Nothing will beat my favorite professor's name: Dick Handler. (Of course he went by Richard, but you know that's not what the kids on the playground called him.) Still Jasm Felchengroper, I look forward to finding out if that is in fact your name.

donzacatl said...

On a slightly different note, my favorite name ever was my partner's colorectal surgeon, whose name was Dr. Poupalot. I swear to Jeebus!

mw (DWSUWF) said...

"Oh, and you bitches will L-O-V-E my last name, for a couple of reasons."

Too many hints. Comrades - meet homofascist.

Homofascist said...

@dwsuwf
I obviously have no idea what you are referring to and refuse to comment on any wild speculation. Answers, and lots of bitchy, bitchy comments, will be given tomorrow.

nojo said...

@dc1974: One of my high school music teachers was Dick Long.

And none of that "Richard" fig leaf, either.

But here's the thing: He was so good, we didn't even consider going for the obvious. And in a band room that featured a dildo in the trophy case, that's saying something.