Um, yeah, I'll take it large, hot and black. Sure, I would love a little cream - thanks for asking.
Oh good morning! Sorry, you just caught me ordering my coffee. It does get us going in the morning, don't you think?
Let's get to Wonkette Shorts for today. We have a busy day ahead of us.
- Did you hear that Bush and Cheney may have lied in the run up to Iraq?
- Lots of hicks are reporting seeing UFOs. It may have something to do with Fred Thompson dropping out of the race, leaving his supporters to seek solace by looking up at the sky where Jesus lives and noticing that there are things that can fly around.
- Bush is in the White House tonight, clutching the shirt Heath Ledger gave him during one of their trysts in a pup tent at the Crawford Ranch and crying like a little fan girl. On a side note, he is having that rolled up $20 bill found by Heath's body sent to him for inspection, just to be sure.