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51 comments:
So... what is she, exactly? Not... *gasp* a LADY? With LADY PARTS?!
Here's a prime example of what's wrong: Whatever Ken might say, it wouldn't be good enough.
I mentioned this in the last thread, and it's in the article, but I think it bears repeating:
He continues to idolize the man, even sporting a tattoo of Nixon's face between his shoulder blades.
I would kick a potential lay out of my apartment if he took his shirt off and I saw that.
This
Establishment
Asshole
Brings
Adversarial
Gamesmanship -
Moreover,
Egregiousness
Sterotypes
The
Organized
Neoconservative
Era
Politics, meet Will Farrell's audience. Will Farrell's audience, meet your new favorite 527.
It's a damn shame that Roger's clever little acronym is hard to appreciate due to such an unforgivingly shitty logo...
who put a star-shaped olive in my martini?
@freedumb: sux being a top! :)
I think the Democratic 527's should print up a t-shirt labeled "Bud Dwyer-Republican solutions for Republican problems!" http://axisofevelknievel.blogspot.com/
Love YOU, Generalissimo.
@ianj: Stay classy, GOP.
I have a better acronym for this guy:
Stone's
Livelihood --
Underhanded
Tricks
OK, I WOULD have sent this to, um, 'yknow, but RONPAUL WON!!!!
Maybe.
Heres a press release from the Paultard camp:
[QUOTE]
Ron Paul "Victorious" in Louisiana Caucus
Ron Paul beats out all other Republican nominees for president in yesterday's Louisiana Caucus.
The unofficial results of over 10,000 individuals participating in the 2008 Louisiana Caucus are in and the winner is... RON PAUL !!! Garnering more votes than any other candidate, Ron Paul gathers a strong boost of momentum heading into the Florida and Super Tuesday primaries. This momentum comes atop another solid $2 million fund raising effort on Martin Luther King Jr. Day leaving Paul with enough money and support to challenge the more publicized front runners. Dr. Paul's platform can be viewed here:
http://www.ronpaul2008.com
Mitt Romney scored a respectable second place. John McCain, Mike Huckabee, and Rudy Guliani were unable to win a single delegate. A large number of voters were also uncommitted at this late stage in the process. The official press release of the Louisiana GOP office is quoted below:
On Tuesday night, approximately ten thousand Louisiana Republicans caucused in 11 different cities across the state. Those attending the caucuses cast their vote for 15 delegates and 15 alternates to represent their congressional district at the 2008 Louisiana Republican Convention. Results were tallied on site late into the night and then reported to Republican Party Headquarters in Baton Rouge. Of the thousands of ballots cast, approximately 650 were cast provisionally..[/QUOTE]
The Shreveport Times quotes the Louisiana Republican party HQ thusly:
[QUOTE]
Prior to the tabulation of the provisional ballots, the uncommitted "Pro-Life/Pro-Family" slate appeared to win a majority of delegates in all seven congressional districts, the state Republican party said.
[/QUOTE]
So who won Louisiana? Paultards, or the anti abortion party?
And you thought TEXAS was weird!
-biminitwst
@fileunder: At first, I thought that was a martini glass w/ olive too. Then I realized it was much, much more personal....
@fileunder: Stylized vagina? Martini? The combination will make me never able to drink a martini again. Perhaps I can think of it as Wonder Woman.
Not exactly sure what Stone is thinking, but my guess is that if these t-shirts were to appear on the street, every woman who sees it would instantly become a solid Clinton vote. Maybe he is actually working for the Clintons?
Could he really be this stupid?
@freshcliche
I'll admit I only recently became familiar with this term stumbling on an episode of "The Whitest Kid's U Know" - but - Is it not the case that the insult is correctly directed from Teabagger to the Teabaggee? I think you may be inverted.
Click through to their website. The name of their chairman is Jeff "Noodles" Jones.
How appropo.
People
In
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Underhanded
Capers
Concerning
Erectionless
Repubs
My new 527. Sorry, couldn't think of a K.
@1974:
@JamieSommers:
i actually prefer bourbon, but wow, am i naive. i didn't see that AT ALL.
i'd like Stone and the gang explain this to their kids.
@fileunder: Kids? Stone doesn't strike me as a breeder, especially after what freedumb said. I'm betting there are some sick GOP fucks who would get turned on by that Nixon back tattoo.
I wonder if he knows Larry Craig.
@freedumb: OMG. There are pictures of the tattoo.
(caution: man boob alert)
At first I thought it was a martini glass with some kind of Texas lone star logo, then I thought it was an envelope. Apparently closeted republican gays don't have the graphic design skills of our boys. Makes me wonder who his Nixon tattoo really looks like.
@Jamie
That Dicktoo is the Repub tramp stamp.
@DC1974: Logo is totes stylized vadge.
That is one disgusting man.
@mw (DWSUWF): And you would think this because?
@jamie sommers: Yep, and on Stone's site as well...
@jamiesommers
Huh. So that's what pec implants look like. I think I'll just do some push-ups.
I didn't realize that this is the guy who made the phone call to Spitzer's dad. So, in answer to my earlier question. Yes he is.
@freshcliche'
-ee vs. -er. But I could be mistaken.
@jamie sommers:
ew, but thanks for that visual.
he has a Charlie Crist-like quality about him, doesn't he?
@Jamie Somers
Now I know why that sounded familiar, I've seen that picture before. Must have repressed the memory. Oh God, I think I'm going to hurl.
@fresh cliches: Ew. That is so fuckin' wrong.
My immediate impression was that it was a shooting match target. After further reflection, I think that is the subliminal message that they are trying to convey to those who might be in their target (heh) audience. These fuckers are a bit more clever than one would expect.
I have one thing to add to this convo: my R ex-bf knows the guy. Even he thinks the dude's a creepy mofo.
Gosh, I must admit I saw an envelope too. He is one of those gay men that doesn't realize the pussy isn't the triangle in front. There are many I am afraid.
Well, after reading this, I just had to call my mom and dad - mom is a former Repub, but still really doesn't like Clinton, and probably wouldn't vote for her for dogcatcher.
Until now. I have never heard such a string of profanities out of her mouth. Hell hath no fury, I guess - I am still shocked at the intensity and depth of her fury. Good job Roger!
Oh homofascist - I saw an envelope too.
@jamie sommers: not only in concept/execution, but it makes 'ol Dick look as if he suffered from rosacea.
@mw (DWSUWF): Potayto, Potahto. My paradigm, breeder that I am, would be the same as "blow me"; thus, I'm gettin'.
@Homofascist
You can add me to the envelope column. You mean women have their pussies in between their legs? Then where are their penises?
Please pardon my tardiness to the party. I too remain a proud Captain for the Cause. No Wanketeer viewings for me today. Some withdrawal symptoms, but all things right with the world thanks to Maker's Mark and my downstairs neighbor Amy.
Ready for tomorrow's marching orders comrades!
Professor Ernesto Edemacated
Senior Fellow, Snarkings Institute
Captain, HFA Stimulus Research
@Jamie: Oh dear fucking god! I never, ever needed to see that. What the fuck is up with people? Man-boobs are not attractive, morans!
Also: yeah, I saw an envelope first, a martini glass second, and finally realized it must be a crude iconographic representation of what a 5 year old boy thinks a pussy looks like.
Even then, it took me reading the damn story before I got the acronym reference. Ah-hah. Ah-hah-hah. Very droll. Like I said: fratboy humor at its "best."
Is this for real?
Um, can I lick the envelope?
@salfdc: I think there are a lot women out there. Mostly our mother's ages. That came of age in a period from a lot more overt sexism. That remember not being able to wear slacks in college or at their first jobs. That remember the stupidity about losing the ERA. Many of those women, like my mother, have grown to be way more liberal than they were when we were children (having two gay sons will do that to a woman), others are politically in the center but the sting of sexism is all it will take to just push them right over. It's Hillary's greatest strength and the more the idiots do to show their true colors the more they are going to radicalize these often moderate women.
To which I add, bring it on!
Wait, his entire strategy is based around calling Hillary a cunt?
Not for nothing, but that's an AWFULLY long line to have to stand in.
Just sayin'
@Tommmmcatt. But it is cute and innocent when we do it!
I like Obama because of his friends, but I like Clinton because of her enemies.
@biminitwst:
Danger of calling a contest too early is...well....being wrong.
McCain pulled out the victory afterall.
Sorry.
I saw a chalice. Then an envelope. Then a funky Puerto Rico flag.
After seeing the martini mentioned, I can see that now too.
Is this one of those Rorshack (sp?) thingies?
@rickushay: that would be "roar shock". Rorshack was that guy on Welcome Back, Kotter.
So what are they trying to say, that Hillary's vadge tastes like patriotic gin?
Democrats Informing the Community about Kingmakers.
There's the anti-Stone 527 name for ya. Logo is a drooping, moldy banana flanked by two kiwifruit. Fruit, geddit?
Sheesh. I fucking hate frat boys.
@hotsauce: Thanks for that....spelling's a bitch before the first cup of coffee.
Upon closer inspection of the logo, I now see that it's a woman's body wearing a star-themed thong.
Cpl. Finette, Gator Platoon, here. I'm new to this crazy state, but if I understand correctly this caucus is...a bit different from other caucuses. The Repugs chose delegates to the state convention, who will choose delegates to the national convention, but they're still going to vote in the primary on Feb. 9 as well. From yesterday's Times-Picayune:
All of Louisiana's 2008 national convention delegates will be uncommitted. But if a presidential candidate receives more than 50 percent of the vote in the Feb. 9 presidential primary, state party rules require 20 of Louisiana's at-large delegates to support that candidate on the first ballot of the national convention. If no presidential candidate receives a majority on Feb. 9, the at-large delegates will be uncommitted.
So I don't think anything's really decided yet? I dunno.
Fun fact: they moved the primary to Feb. 9 several months ago, thinking that would be early. Then a shitload of other states moved theirs to Feb. 5, which happens to be Mardi Gras. The wise Louisianans on high decided they'd best not follow as most of the voters will be smashed that day.
What an unimaginative little shittard Stone is. I've seen second graders come up with better artwork than that lame stylized piece of shit. He's obviously is a poor judge of popular culture to think anyone would wear that snot-rag for 25 bucks..or even 2 bucks.
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